I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
someone owes me an orgasm
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
