I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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