i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm too high and old for this...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
