No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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