It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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