We're like a lot better than the average bears
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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