He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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