I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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