At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He passed out mid-signature
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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