My nipple is on Facebook.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
