Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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