If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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