i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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