somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
where does the pee come out of this thing
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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