So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
