can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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