rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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