i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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