doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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