what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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