Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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