Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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