Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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