check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
you never un-have a 4some
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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