i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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