Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I am naked and annoyed.
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