well you can't waste a boner
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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