Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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