I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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