Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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