Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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