Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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