We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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