Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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