You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
