Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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