Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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