I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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