i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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