I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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