I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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