Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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