with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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