Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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