Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
are you so shy because you have an std?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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