And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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