Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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