Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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