New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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