he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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