When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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