her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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